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A not so common belief among vandals is that the correct way to vandalize is to press the "Edit" button before deliberately making unconstructive changes. But there are better methods that do not cause you to get blocked, and even allow you to vandalize pages regardless of protection level, and even page move vandalism! Instead, before clicking edit, vandals should carefully plan out their attack and slowly falsify information so as not to get caught doing it.